A mashup of Jane Austen, Virgil, and Aristophanes, with Henry Tilney in the dual roles of Orpheus and Dionysus. Bordering on crackfic, beyond meta. Now available as an eBook via Draft2Digital (bundled with Trifles Light as Air).
"Ay me! for aught that I could ever read,
Could ever hear by tale or history,
The course of true love never did run smooth;"
— Lysander, Midsummer Night’s Dream (William Shakespeare)
